my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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