Dual....:-)
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
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Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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