she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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