school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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