cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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