We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
