There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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