I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
