I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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