Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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