i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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