dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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