small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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