how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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