I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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