But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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