I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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