I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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