Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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