Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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