I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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