whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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