Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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