just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
oh god was she eating orange peels again
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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