Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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