Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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