speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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