I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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