in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize
