so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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