How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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