I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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