Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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