i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Pants are for mortals
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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