I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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