Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i think i have herpe
just one?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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