Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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