i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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