my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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