Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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