erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Is Oprah even human
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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