She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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