Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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