She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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