wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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