plz talk dirty to me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
