there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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