I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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