I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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