You just made me feel so damn special
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Do plants get herpes?
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