who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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