yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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