Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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