sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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