nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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