He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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