i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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